Medical insurance. A heart-lung machine. Short -term hospice bed rental. Alkaseltzer overdose.

Whole Team F@#£ed 🇵🇰

Where is he? Is he hiding behind the fashionable bald dude?

Bilawal, Bakhtawar, Asifa

Why do you want Saudi Arabia?

Thook kay chaatna.

Pagers ✅ Cellphones ✅ Tablets❓ TVs❓ Beard Trimmers👍

Here a moo, There a moo, Everywhere a moo moo, Old Arab Dalla had a farm, Ee-i-Ee-i-O

No but it can buy judges, politicians, generals, journalists, bureaucrats...

There's this thing called a green passport....

Write a thank you note to IMF 🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰

Commando Barbie

You can't be a complete Muslim until you have eaten AlBaik.

Out of curiosity, where were you all thinking of moving after you're done destroying the Earth? Because I assume you've thought that through.

Attention Salaried People: FBR misses tax target for traders by 99.99%.

If you're amongst the handful who actually stop at a red traffic light, do you stop on or before the zebra crossing? Thought so, asshole.

7E is one of the most unjustifiable taxes in the Income Tax Ordinance.Without earning a single penny from an asset,U r required to pay tax on deemed income that has never been earned,simply because you own the asset.This asset was bought with money that has already been taxed 1/3

I want one. So I never have to apply the brakes. Buses, Vigos with guards, rickshaws, motorcycles, a land cruiser or 5 can be my breakfast. Lunch will be a selection of Chinese SUVs. For dinner I shall chomp a few Germans. Dessert will be a mid-life-crisis Harley or a 660cc.

You know I'm right.