So, I'm back to the Twitter b/c (obvs) I have something to promote. Turns out I wrote a movie and it has a trailer. 👀

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My cat enters a room like your roommates boyfriend the morning after a sleepover. A little over confident but kind of afraid you'll be annoyed that he's there.

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myspace tom has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time and build an electric car

I’d love to be hated this much, must be so satisfying to watch this sort of thing as a spurs fan.

Dele, you are a hero and an inspiration, on and off the pitch. Love you so much Dele 💙

🚨Spurs are dominating the midfield. I repeat: Spurs are dominating the midfield 🚨

SPOOKYISDEAD Seen loads saying they feel sorry for Ange or it’s not fair on him. I think it’s fairly clear he’s known what’s up all along. He’s been acting like a manager that cares more about the squad than one individual player, and I’m here for that.

Kane going is fine. Look: he's generational talent and could have done us absolute miracles. But he didn't. Plenty of clubs (literally all of them) have won many things without Kane. We will as well. It's sad. But time passing is sad, too. Up the spurs. Can't wait for Sunday.

This 100% I'll miss the guy but we were always going to be here long after he left.

oh so this has just been out there all summer huh

thinking of this tweet today and every day

ange forcing cuti to come off for his own good is astonishing I love him so much

I'll be over there.

Apropos of bothing, I'm briefly popping in to remind Liverpool supporters about this: urbandictionary.com/define.php?ter…

Have an invite code y'all. Who wants it.

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