Professional victim

white people be like i have to pick up my dog’s Invisilign

NAVY YARD DC POLICE ACTIVITY: Several fights have broken out all over Navy Yard DC after juveniles were dispersed from a meet-up at National Harbor, across the river in Prince George’s County, MD. An ambulance had to be requested in at least one instance.

BREAKING: Juveniles terrorizing Washington D.C. right now in the SW Waterfront Navy Yard. DC Democrat Attorney General Brian Schwalb is tasked with prosecuting them, however, prefers for “Restorative Justice” (no jail—ever).

A Cartier in the wild.

i think that doechii anxiety is the worst song ive heard in the past 10 years

The bottle was on a high shelf

Everyone needs to see how just absolutely absurd this is.

Just had to go to Steelyard Walmart. I don’t care what that guy went through, Jesus has nothing on the sacrifice I just made.

Chair Comer denied our request for an official trip to El Salvador to advocate for due process and the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia. Pretty shameful. Good thing I don’t need Comer’s permission to get on a plane.

Myself and a lot of my friends have spent time in the red sea fighting against the Houthis. This kind of stuff will get us killed. This is not acceptable.

80s wrestlers negotiating their pay

Mind blowing idea

They’re arresting fucking judges now. This is not a red flag it’s a fucking fog horn.

Grown adults driving around with dozens of rubber ducks on their dashboards obscuring their vision

White sorority girls from Texas will be quoting Mao by the end of the week.

Ted Kaczynski lived in the Florence, Colorado federal supermax prison until 2021. Prisoners there on good behavior are given access to PG films, so there's a good chance he saw and likely even formed an opinion on The Minions.

All your babies are going to die because of this guy.

She’s one of the reasons.