her: u better not be a dope ass flying turtle right now me:

This is the closest I’ve been to killing myself

im actually so devastated words can’t explain it

Fuck all yall niggas

#ThrowSomeTwangOnItTuesday

Every single time I come back from New Jersey it feels like the devil himself throat fucked me a couple days after. That place is the spawn of satan

Talking about silly bandz when you never even touched a band, silly.

Please stop sending this to me. This man does not look like me

mario and Luigi if they going to the hood let’s a go to the hood

The grass is turning green 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i manifested the idea of the triangle way before doritos were popular

Me on the grill on a beautiful spring day is like a bird in the sky. A ship upon water. Honey amongst bees. Brian with stewie. It just makes sense

i fuck with some of the patagonia jackets… fuck they know about mackerel?

I’m making playlists again

my culture is not your costume.

Brodie told me “im fine bro” I said what is this kids react?

IM TOP DOG

My boss said “i had coffee after midnight” i said ok chappell roan