Today's budget is a reminder that if you ask the capital class to contribute a dime more to society they're going to call you Stalin, so might as well take a dollar.

never underestimate the willingness of hockey media to erase the voice, agency and well-being of women to tell the exact same redemption story of yet another promising young man.

I went for dinner on Friday at a reasonably nice restaurant and someone had brought a baby that cried off/on through dinner!

So we ignored them and enjoyed our meal, because it turns out that children are human beings that are entitled to spend time in public places. Good talk.

Two daughters, born the same day, raised in the same house by the same parents. One spent the evening screaming her head off, and the other is in the best mood I’ve seen in weeks. Having twins really obliterates the fantasy that you have any control over your kids’ personalities.

Donating to period product charities in Fildebrandt’s name? Don’t mind if I do.

Having kids has cost me time, sleep, money and energy, but the biggest sacrifice I’ll ever make as a parent is when they get the perfect middle bite of my sandwich.

It’s my birthday! As is tradition, in lieu of gifts, please considering offering up your favourite dad joke. Or just do something nice for someone in your life today. Including yourself. That’d be cool too.

Does anyone here speak toddler? I’m trying to figure out how to translate “I love you very much and I do want to play with you, but can you please climb down out of my ass for like 10 minutes so I can do the dishes?”

OJ Simpson won’t see your mean tweets, but all the other garbage humans who abuse their spouses might.

Great job. A+. Keep ‘em coming.

UCP: Alberta gets shafted by the federal government! We demand more money!
Federal government: Okay, we're going to give more money to cities to build houses.
UCP: Oh no, we're making that illegal.

Really critical I sell 4 more tables. Almost there. You may also purchase a table I can donate to some of my great families. You get a tax reciept!!

This is Andrea Bow-chelli. She communicates exclusively in high-pitched operatic singing, and if you ask my toddlers, she’s the funniest creature on the planet.

I know people love their trucks, but for my money it’s hard to beat the versatility of a minivan.

I’m not saying I’m jealous of my toddlers, but my life would definitely be better with a fistful of goldfish crackers, shoes that light up when I walk and a naptime.