Tell me you’re not ready for Theology 101 without telling me you’re not ready for Theology 101.

The ideal root beer float is about 9 parts ice cream to 1 part root beer. Keep scooping.

ST. PAUL: These handkerchiefs and aprons that touched my skin will heal people and drive out demons. (Acts 19:11-12) DANNY: Quiet, Paul, I have faith.

A little Sunday afternoon scientific study of swallows.

Me 100% of the time, unless autofill saves me. 🤣

As an American who was a teen in the 80’s, the British flag will always be the Def Leppard flag to me. 🤷‍♂️

So, who else is going to introduce an NPC named Bela Covfefe into their RPG?

Drummers: The song Panama by Van Halen starts on the & of 1. You’re welcome.

UAPs/UFOs are…

Stand firm, my brethren! 🤜🤛

When Aragorn bows to the hobbits.

I’m completely unaffected by the Cracker Barrel logo change. Still…

The burden of proof is actually on those who deny baptism to infants. Jesus would have had to spell it out clearly for his Jewish disciples that WE ARE NO LONGER GIVING INFANTS THE SIGN OF THE COVENANT! He doesn't. Baptize your babies.

I will not be obeying Jesus. The Holy Spirit will obey Jesus when Jesus so chooses.

Pluto is a planet.

“For this is the will of God, your holiness: that you abstain from sexual immorality.” (1 Thessalonians 4:3)

If I created a poll, would you respond to it?

CATS > DOGS

Posting about working out is no different than posting about baking cakes.

“For there is one God, and there is one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus.”  (1 Timothy 2:5)