Valentines Day is looking more and more like a self-care day

Did anybody have “redditors execute class-warfare via GameStop stocks” on their 2021 bingo card?

Highly volatile and likely to crumble right after you invest? Yes, I am a stock market.

just found out dolphins routinely beat the shit out of sharks on sight for pretty much no reason lolol

Astrology is not real unless I am reading about how great my sign is.

About 300 dollars over on my 30 dollar budget for eating out

Gf who definitely exists, bf who forgot to take his Zyprexa

If power gets blacked out, I’m getting blacked out. What else am I going to do? Read a book? Fuck you

The dog when I tell it to get off the bed

Virgin olive oil? I’m sorry, I just think I need olive oil with a little more experience. Olive oil that has already went through its wild phase

What is college Greek life, if not toxic high school cliques persevering

My girl got pulled over for expired tags and came home with a new car