Save money on Easter this year by painting rocks and then after finding them you can throw them at ICE.

This is Pharrell.

How can people who grew up KNOWING that Girls Gone Wild had no black girls deny America is racist?

I’m gonna die from a rogue drone made up to look like the Golden Eagle from Rescuers Down Under aren’t I.

Elmo should have had diamond hands.

I need someone to love me like Sean Jordan loves Tombstone.

Damn, new entry for The Dumbest Shit Said in 2025 just dropped.

Thing I overheard in Ashland Oregon today. “I’ve started making Native American art with AI and it feels so good to be creative.”

Vaxxed?

Mossad got their man.

This is some real life Dan Brown shit right here.

This is because all you heathens got high on Easter.

Fire up them chimneys boys, we got a Pope to choose.

Let my last day too be spent denouncing genocide and talking shit about the enemies of the people.

It’s simple, we fashion weapons from the bones of the first fifty guys the gorilla murdered and it’ll be no prob… Oh shit! He made armor from their bones! It’s a gorilla in bone armor! He’s wearing Jerry’s skull as a hat!

If the male pilot was flying when they crashed, “Kobe!”

Me VS. sucking off 100 gorillas.

Mothman seems a bit excessive. A whole man that’s a moth? Unnecessary. Mothface is all you’d need to scare me. A dude with the face of a moth. That’s the perfect amount of scary.