And if the Stella Artois bus Crashes into us

£100m for Garnacho based on the market then?

Alice In Chains "Dirt" Pearl Jam "Ten" Clutch "Blast Tyrant" Atmosphere "God Loves Ugly" Murs "Murray's Revenge" Damien Rice "O" Death From Above 1979 "You're A Woman, I'm A Machine" Alexisonfire "Crisis" All 10/10 for me for very different reasons.

I think we might sign Nico Gaitan before we announce Mbuemo

So United and Brentford are miles apart on Mbuemo. Why is this club so shit at transfers? Even when we had money, we were wank at it.

Why not do this weeks ago? Genuinely dismayed that this club is going to fuck up it's best chance at playing top level football again because we're still utterly inept at transfers

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" yeah well I asked Mick McCarthy that it can't go on like this and he said it can.

Jeez, RIP Ozzy!

Greggs

He's literally the only player that loses suitors when he gets cheaper. Absolute waste of talent, time, effort and money.

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Looking forward to the Liverpool explainer and how they can sign multiple players at a similar price range or higher! Oh, wait, that won't happen because it's ALWAYS about United with these journalists.

Because why would you want to continue showing historically marginalised supporters that they're part of the club, especially in today's volatile social and cultural climate? Fuck off, Oliver, you bigoted shite.

Dak bought tickets in the stands already

FIFA26 is out soon. Real football will just get in the way

Dalot is still shite at crossing, I see?

Get Sesko in at HT. So much for him to latch on to here

When your mate Salted Caramel walks in the pub