HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY HUSBAND, KEANU REEVES

Liz Truss being Prime Minister is like when Apple made everyone have that U2 album they didn’t want in their iTunes library

I’m no fan of The Queen but meeting Liz Truss and then immediately dying is a move I respect.

Congratulations to Lucinda Chua for this magical song + video - 'Golden' is out now and chilling me tf out💫 youtu.be/7K72Myecq2M

who knew pubes on a bar of soap could be so divisive

Hi gang, I have two tickets to sell for PJ Harvey's Orlam thing at Conway Hall (31 October at lunchtime). DM or work email me if you want them. Thank you 🖤

These tickets are still for sale - any other PJ Harvey fans out there ??

It's a (sort of) Buffy The Vampire Slayer tribute song - thank you coke rant youtu.be/IoBkkXpvO9E

Hi London friends! A family friend is looking for a room to rent in a flat/houseshare from January to September. Her monthly budget £800 inc bills. RT/DM if you know of anything that suits xx

Putting this back out in the ether as she’s still on the lookout for a room… x

ALBUM NUMBER NINE INCOMING

anyone need a compere/MC/radio DJ/professional talker? Slide into my DMs. I’m looking at you, Magic FM

This is awful and I LOVE IT youtube.com/watch?v=B2JHCh…

Where is the online petition to cancel Valentines/Galentines day? Down with this bullshit marketing

Twitter gang, where is good to eat+drink in Liverpool??

The mothership, Beggars Group, is looking for interns! 6 months paid and your chance to learn from the best (not me lol). Next gen, come through! beggars.com/group/jobs/321…

Who the hell are the Lottery Winners

TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE Smashed it yung gra$hopper 🦗❤️‍🔥 ❤️‍🔥 youtu.be/65gcu3ex_yg

Bluesky - anyone got an invite code they want to share with me?

NYC friends, come and work as a PR at 4AD! You'll be working with me but don't let that put you off. Details in the link below. Spread the word please x beggars.com/group/jobs/336…