i am at coachella rn looking so sexy and so high off weed. everyone is taking my picture. billie eilish just said hello to me then kissed me passionately. i have 37 whippets in my back pocket. shawn mendes has become gay. people dancing

i took more photos, which is insane!!!

on my way to The Game! go sports 🤩

i have to figure out what “weed” is by the end of the day

it’s all fun and games until you remember you’re overdue for an oil change

i’m not high anymore

im sorry but i love this song so much i cant stop listening to it 🤷‍♀️ sue me!!!

going to name my first child Wordle. and my second

fuck it here's Oscar Isaac in 2001 performing in a ska band

men at the bar be like WOW you look so beautiful tn and i’m like thank you i will throw up then prank call my ex in 2 hours

i haven’t listened to taylor’s new album yet bc i have been way too busy picking my cuticles

i haven’t had time to listen to taylor swift’s new album and form an opinion on it yet bc i have a job

This is why I eat margarine, there’s way less ants in it

when u take a blurry picture. people love that

in another lifetime this was us..

“slay, serve, swag” i say to myself as i do my taxes incorrectly and go to jail

every day i am awake and angry... someone should do something about that..,

this show was a fever dream

i am always right, even when i’m wrong there’s still an element of rightness to it

in a work meeting and just misheard “we’ll need to get in contact with the COO’s” as “we’ll need to get in contact with the stinky hoes” and started giggling to myself and realized i am not mature enough to be in a meeting or to have a job