Everyday I think about how I’m going to wake up early, style my hair and do my make up for work. And everyday, I wake up late and rush out the house with coffee in one hand and a snack in the other.

I’m actually convinced that I wasn’t born to wake up early and do this whole going to work thing.

Something about this Blue Bird app changing to “X” doesn’t sit right with me. Wtf is X?

This is probably the reason you’re waiting 30 mins in the McDonald’s SA drive through. 😂

Hi, Any update on the emergency water shutdown at the Illovo reservoir and tower zone? There’s still no water in Sandown. Johannesburg Water

Not me falling asleep at 20:30 on a Friday night. Who am I?

Having to wake up and go to work on a Monday is the equivalent of that feeling when you have to go to Pre School for the first time, and you just cry the entire morning to go back home, every.single.week.

The joys of being in chronic pain, everyday. Ya girl is tired.

There’s no water in Sandown since last night. Is there any information regarding this? Rand Water

I’ve been trying to order Amagwenya’s from Woolworths SA dash and everytime I want to get, it’s out of stock. 🥲

Man. I just want clear skin. 😔

babe wake up it’s october

Hi Mweb. Vuma Is the internet down? My Wi-Fi is not working.

unconditional love DOES NOT mean unconditional tolerance.

We aren’t scheduled for loadshedding until 10pm tonight, but the power has been out in Sandown all afternoon. Please send an update on the ETA. @CityPowerJhb

There has been a Power Outage for over 24 hours in Homestead Park and no communication regarding the restoration of power. Please provide an ETA. @CityPowerJhb

This is the response we’ve been getting since the early afternoon. Has any developments been made as yet?

I just realized that I’m now that Aunty who only comes onto Twitter to tweet City Power when there’s power outages. What has my life become?

We haven’t had water for the last 2 days in Sandown and now there’s no electricity. Please can you provide an ETA on when the water will be restored? Johannesburg Water Please provide any updates regarding the power outage since this morning? @CityPowerJhb Reference number: CP3240093