I miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation you could always dramatically close them like, bitch whatever.

i don't really get why you make so much effort to write bad stuff about other people...

I can tell already, wont be playing for a while, hate this time of year. Droitwich RFC

I really wanna do this

YOLO: The douchebag mating call.

Huge day for Wasps Rugby in the #AmlinCC. Despite the crazy KO time, hope to see loads of you Wasps supporters down at the game #COYW

Liking things by accident is the worst thing ever

Sleep is for people who don't have internet.

That instant feeling of regret after you shave.

Played at some strange times but 7pm on a Sunday is right up there! Long wait till kick off