theyll put a data center in ur pussy if u not paying attention

I don’t have two wolves inside me. This is what I have inside me.

I just remembered the cbat reddit post and am now cackling alone in my house oh my god

i have a mental illness that makes me think people can change their minds if i present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data

Prince Andrew arrested on his birthday

Lmao at watching the admin tank two of his most important voter blocs (schizophrenic qanon-ers and MAHA raw milk e coli moms)

Doing class solidarity by covering for a guy stealing steaks from whole foods

A perfect skating saturday where the weather is perfect and someone walks up and hands you a beer and you don't even like beer but it's a saturday at the skate park

*millennial voice* sooooo we did a thing....

Not to be dramatic but I wish he would fall into a wood chipper feet first

Sorry I can't come out I have to pick at every clogged pore on my body until they're open wounds

there are sentences being said that have never been said before

Very common millennial experience to have an elderly racist in your life who is proud of you and wants to see you succeed

the most fun you could have as a gay child in 2009 was watching the soup

Sam Altman is a malevolently evil human being. in an era of monsters, one of the worst.

do not have time for this right now

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.