Why garlic cant just born naked

if u ever see me talking to myself, don’t disturb me. i’m having a staff meeting

idk how some of y’all be going through life not having full on conversations with yourself

taking a shot with your boss just hits different

Me 20 years from now watching Mac Miller’s tiny desk concert

life update: always sleepy

“ur up early”
bold of you to assume i’ve slept

imagine losing the world cup cuz yo ass was too fat

What has been the best goal of the 2022 World Cup so far?

i have no words 🤐

lf: tips on how to get rid of my online shopping addiction

November 9, 2010 @KidCudi released Man on the Moon II: The Legend of Mr. Rager

Some Production Includes CHUCK INGLISH said it. plain pat Dot Da Genius Jim Jonsin Emile Haynie and more

Some Features Include CeeLo Green Mary J. Blige LADY WRAY Cage @GLCTHEISM Chip Tha Ripper and more

Lakers fans after getting their first dub of the season 😅

*baby passes me a fake phone*

me:

apple pay too easy to use, i have to remind myself this is real money

my mom in the passenger seat soon as i go over 25mph

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