there’s a mean bone in my body

When someone on Grindr asks what brings me on.

me: bitches was they/themmimg Down in 2020 😂
the 6 straight guys at my bfs house: ok .

Me: hey guys how’s it going

My friend who hates porn and weed: I hate porn and weed

Suicidal friend: I’m gonna kill myself!

Horny friend: I’m horny

Me: I love you guys u know that

Yall clearly do not listen to R&B 😭 like this is good

The Shen Yun poster designers when they see the new All Stars promo

Katy Perry every time she makes a decision about her career:

that one coworker that straight up needs to get killed 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

oh god bring back bubblegum pop. why are pop bitches depressed rn. stop sobbing and get bopping like

i’m just fucking with you your honor

Thank you God for destroying this creature

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[bene gesserit voice] now let’s do a silly one

You took my sadness out of context at the Girthmaster's Apartment Complex

Jesus Lord he went off-

lady gaga didn't have rich daddy or husband to support her at the very beginning. this woman was creating literally everything on her own and that's why she will always have my respect

chappell roan

it’s unbelievable how people can STILL listen to this woman and not get TIRED of the same sound over and over again for like 8 albums now

charlie puth this weekend:

I listened to the TTPD leaks