Life Update N’at: instagram.com/reel/DQ9mtxRDS…

Losers change their goals because they’re too lazy to change themselves.

Hey Felicia, I hope you see this because I see you.

There's a reason for us to all get along, it's called dinner at your mom's house tomorrow, 7pm.

Lol

Mood.. 😅

reminder to myself

your whole life is backwards

negativity is shrinking your world in ways you don't even realize, but toxic positivity keeps you in denial.

Hunter S Thompson's letter of advice: fs.blog/hunter-s-thomp…

The fastest way to get external approval, external validation, and be mediocre.

People like to tell you that you are not your choices.

7. Complaining

Parasites use flattery to get attached to a host. Attention is not connection.

Hedonism is hell.

Denial is mental illness. Unaccountability is self-absorption to their detriment. Stop being a weak bitch and face your demons.

Drugs and alcohol are poison that you take willingly because yo don't believe in yourself.

7 year ago today, neither of us have aged.

It's that wonderful time of year when Whole Foods smells like holiday candles and b.o.

Well I just heard that Bill Crawford is leaving morning radio after 13 years and I gotta thank him for always being supportive! He invited me to the DVE Comedy Fest 3 years in a row and both he and Randy Baumann had me in studio to promote my Pittsburgh Improv headlining debut.