In need of a virtual emotional support animal? Set up a Zoom meeting with me and you can watch me pet this good boy for as long as you want. He's had undivided attention for the past week, but the second you stop petting him he's like, "Why U stop?" #DoingMyPartCO

All I see now when I watch TV is actors touching their faces and hanging out way too close to each other. Jesse needs to tell Mr. White to back up 6 feet.

Thank you everybody out there keeping us going. #DoingMyPartCO

Family game night: Who can go grab dad a beer the fastest? #NewGameJustInvented

Settling in to watch a few episodes of Tiger King with my new best friend, T.P. McToiletpaperface. #DoingMyPartCO

#FakeToiletPaperFacts T.P. McToiletpaperface is my new best friend

My son made his college choice. A quarantined house divided. #DoingMyPartCO

Anybody else have an office mate who always pops in and keeps you from getting any real work done? #DoingMyPartCO

More like SNOWVID-19, amirite? #DoingMyPartCO

Me when it's finally time to go back to the office.

Here's my dog with a peanut butter jar stuck on her head.

Great return @CaytonHolland. Don't mind me, I'm just the guy waiting by the giraffe enclosure waiting for your kid to come by.

.Tony Hawk My little rescue squirrel Squirt Cobain challenges you to attempt his signature move, which is climbing straight up a deck using just the tips of his claws to cling to the grip tape. He makes his own vert.

Happy #SquirrelAppreciationDay from Tigg and Squirt Cobain

Happy International Beer Day

I released my rescue buddy Tigg earlier this year and I’m telling myself that he was the squirrel who trolled the Braves dugout at CBP today. That’s the only sign I need … Phills are winning it all. Great job, Tigger. #phillies #squirrel

I predicted way back in 1982 that the Phils would beat Houston 16-0 on a no-hitter that ends with a spectacular diving catch. My spelling may have been terrible, but I can't wait to see this drawing come true in 2022. Go Phils! Philadelphia Phillies

I read PESTS after raising and releasing two abandoned baby squirrels that I found in my yard (Tigg and Squirt Cobain). Such a wonderful book. Thank you on behalf of all the creatures. P.S. I am 100% Team F***ing Kevin. Bethany Brookshire

Happy #NationalWildlifeDay