He looks very handsome.

I’ve never been a religious person because I don’t know if God is real But I’m becoming more religious every day because I know that Evil is real, and I want to be on the other side of it

This pretty much sums up the Democrats media..

my emotional support dog

Arne Slot when he remembers he’s got a £20m sacking clause in his Liverpool contract:

Elon Musk Because this:

True

Me in the pub at 2:00 am watching Jordan vs Algeria this summer

Napoli when they see a Man United player looking for minutes.

Troy Deeney on Amorim's sacking. "One of shock. I'm a big Amorim fan. He's done things wrong but he's tried to create a foundation for Man Utd to be long-term successful. Getting rid of Rashford, Garnacho. Player power overrule it." Dropping facts!

How is anyone supposed to find joy in a world like this

No idea why Charlton hate Garnacho but I’m fully behind it Rat bastard

Tupac would have been alive if Dalot was the shooter…

LETS ALL LAUGH AT MANCHESTER CITY😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Carrick Ball might not be as legit as we first thought

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

Wasn’t gonna drink tonight but fuck this news has hit me hard, hope you’re doing well pal 💙👊

The ages 25–30 are crucial You’re accepting that your circle is getting smaller, your parents are getting older, you’re cleaning up the financial mess from your early 20s, managing your career and health And somehow, you still need to find time to heal your mind..