You're the guy she tells her man not to worry about. I'm the guy she tells her friends he looks better in person. We are not the same 😤

the best programming language is the one I am currently working on.

To build a web server, you must first wash the dishes.

To be in a tight feedback with reality, you got to submit.

First rule of programming, it’s not the computer, it’s you lil bro 🤣

Thank you Mr. President 🫡🇺🇸

every life is a universe

You want to get enlightened? Throw yourself at your fear. Again. And again. And again. All else is commentary.

taking a T break (a break from twitter)

there are no winners in a losing team and no losers in a winning team

This is the best take so far on the Netflix buffering drama.

See you space cowboy…