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Us: *having sex* Him: fuck you’re tight Me: thanks, you’re pretty cool too

sexually reserved men are THE best. Well behaved, won’t steal a kiss, won’t touch you inappropriately but boy if you give them consent? FINISHED.

got into a car accident but he replied to my story abt it so im lowkey up

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and suddenly i became the person who takes forever to reply, likes to be alone, will ghost you, doesn’t care about anything, and will not care if we fade away

he just saw a palestine flag

Pop Base jojo said

No pun intended I was raised by the power of will is an iconic bar I’m sorry you don’t get it

“I CHEATED AFTER SHE GAVE BIRTH TO OUR CHILDREN AND SHE HAD A MENTAL BREAKDOWN WHAT A PSYCHO”

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kira 👾 Remember when u said this?

Men love to tell you they're not looking for anything serious then a year later they are engaged to emily in Paris.

The best 2 hours on vacation is rotting in bed w your friend while airdropping pics to each other & asking which pics to post

We broke up like a month ago btw

Who noticed he saluted after seeing no way out