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Invader Slim

@_zimm_

“Air-raid or it’s your ass… freshman”

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calendar_today11-05-2011 00:21:39

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I have a couple guys in my golf league who will post tik tok clips in the group chat and I don’t get how they aren’t embarrassed to have tik tok being a grown ass man

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This is a #whatchamacallit now… Chocolate so thin it’s transparent, no Carmel and about 1/3 of that other stuff there used to be. It was $1.85 from the vending machine at work. Never forget what they take from us

This is a #whatchamacallit now… Chocolate so thin it’s transparent, no Carmel and about 1/3 of that other stuff there used to be. It was $1.85 from the vending machine at work. Never forget what they take from us
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Is scoliosis still a thing? My generation was constantly screened for it in school but you don’t hear about it anymore

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Is there anything more impressive than when a person shares with the group that they cannot sleep-in EVEN ON THEIR DAYS OFF THEIR BODY WONT LET THEM?!? They just have to get up, they can’t sleep anymore, guys can you fucking believe this?!?!

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Happy Gilmore 2 is gonna suck just like every other movie they’ve tried to pick up on since creativity died in the early 2000s, calling it now

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Breaking*** Bunch of bullshit that’s not true followed by comments from retards fighting amongst themselves over the dumbest shit imaginable -literally every twitter post

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It’s not that I want to hate on Tom Cruise for doing his own stunts, it’s just I feel like we should be clowning on actors that don’t do their own stunts harder than we currently do