Available at the Halloween cover show tomorrow at the Arcane Workshop. Printed on Comfort Colors, limited quantities. Don’t miss it!

Palate cleanser after the Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson "fight"

Thanks to the person that just liked this post and prompted me to go through and read everyone’s responses talking about their favorite 70’s House memories, now I’m all emotional. God I miss that house.

I HOPE I DIE HERE IS OUT NOW 🐐🩸✨ Recorded, Mixed, and Mastered by Kevin Langley in Alabama. It features 9 people that have contributed Alabama Hardcore and Metal over the years. Listen now anywhere. Grab the 2x7” vinyl. Get to a show ❌❌❌

Has anyone ever told Mariah Carey that O Holy Night does not have all them notes in it

I bet it feels so good to hit a deer going 80 in a big ass truck

It is my duty as a communist to jump someone in the fast pass lane and steal their Disney wristband

Love how every human being in line at a theme park loses any semblance of spatial awareness and will press their whole body up against you from behind I’m recreating the pottery scene from Ghost with this random Portuguese man waiting in line to ride Space Mountain

Can’t stop thinking about the old timer who came into the shop a few weeks ago and was complaining about all the new TikTok guitarists and he referred to the dude from Polyphia as “that girl-ass-looking-guy”

If you have emojis in your bio I do not want to hear anything you have to say

Bad mood? Listen to Perseverance by Hatebreed. Stressed out? Listen to Perseverance by Hatebreed. Feeling depressed? Listen to Perseverance by Hatebreed. Low energy? Listen to Perseverance by Hatebreed. There isn’t a scenario that Perseverance can’t make better.

Opened twitter this morning and the first thing I saw was a crypto dude blowing his brains out on live. Nature is healing.

Every morning sitting down to my breakfast feels like entering a warzone as both of my cats constantly try to steal a piece of bacon off my plate and I get so mad when they do get one but then I remember it’s just their hunting instinct and they’re being highly skilled predators

It really is one of God’s cruelest jokes that the best part of sleep is the moments right before you have to actually wake up

Our second single “Serpentine” featuring Dan Weyandt of the almighty ZAO will be out tomorrow March 4th.

The beef I have with the AT&T guy at Costco who always stops me to ask if I’m happy with my phone plan when I’m just there to get a rotisserie chicken would be enough to trigger World War 3

Breaking my tweet hiatus to say I got to talk to two members of Deep Purple about Merauder yesterday and played Master Killer for them and they loved it