Merry Christmas to all

Man..Its so lonely not having a roommate. And my phone is trippin. Guess I have no choice but to make new friends.

Big girl was about to fall on me on the bus, I dodged her like the matrix. I thought about saving her, but she would have crushed me

I had to save myself

Andy Murray beats Roger Federer in 5 sets to advance to Australian Open final: Murray won 6-4, 6-7 (5), 6-3, 6-7 (2), 6-2.

This is wizardry

.Novak Djokovic is no joke! 1-seed Novak Djokovic wins Australian Open title for 3rd straight year, beats 3-seed Andy Murray in 4 sets

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money I'd just laugh and search with them.

Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli has agreed a four-and-a-half year deal with AC Milan. www1.skysports.com/football/news/…

How do you kick someone out of your room politely???

So weird...

I apologize to all who had texted me, if any, and received no reply. My phone was tripping.

The clock seems to have stop. I swear I have been in this class for about 3 hours, but it has only been 40 minutes.

With the 199th pick in the draft, the New England Patriots select... this guy. Tom Brady at 2000 NFL Combine. #tbt »

'The Big Bang Theory' Star to Speak at Texas Tech ar.gy/3nL2

ESPN & media reports: Tracy McGrady has signed with Spurs. McGrady is 10th among all active players 18,381 career points.

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food.

Mark Jackson has reached a multi-year deal w/ ESPN to return as an NBA game analyst. Jackson will work the Eastern Conference & NBA Finals.