這幾天Roman salute密度有點高…

Didn’t he already pretend to be surprised five years ago? Is he going to act surprised again after forgetting about it?

獨眼龍連之前都不在UFC的老人家MVP都打不贏….

看到高雄也有這些垃圾真無奈。

Who is the father? Elon?

The last Republican president who deported Mexicans, raised tariffs, lowered federal income taxes, and thought the government was inefficient was Herbert Hoover. Hope MAGA doesn’t stand for Make America Great Depression Again.

53歲，是個國務卿。 #加油啊不要輸給小物臭濃的傢伙

Even RFK Jr. is telling people to get vaccinated—you know just how fucked up the situation is.

No! Not Dr. Langdon! No! #ThePittMax

Son, why do you keep asking for money lately? Because I’m doing drugs. Thank God, I thought you were buying the dip on Tesla. $TSLA

Even though I went to the obstetrics department during my internship, and even though I accompanied my wife through three NSDs, I still had this expression when watching the delivery from the episode 11. #ThePittMax

不得不說，好壞不論，至少這個政權是努力在兌現競選時他們團隊向選民兜售的東西。 實在不想去比對那個因為抗中而買，貨到拆箱卻是滿滿女權、同性戀權和其他進步價值的八年。

你告訴我體目前看到最帶勁的。 b23.tv/8t6FU6c

這個「至少能得到」的兩個東西，一個是笑話，一個是比狗屎還髒的東西，哪個是哪個我就不說了。

已經有人反推出去川普政府的關稅怎麼計算。那個根本不是關稅，是（美國進口金額-美國出口金額）/美國進口金額。 美國進口台灣金額1163億美元，出口台灣423億美元，算起來是63.6%，表上就是64%關稅。 不用再看到底是不是為了保護阿斗裕隆，這數字就是用美國貿易代表辦公室的進出口數字，用Excel拉的。

有人在算740億美金逆差，要買296架波音787、148萬台Model Y、1480萬噸牛肉才能平衡。 如果可以點菜，我希望是2960顆B61-12核彈，這可以裝F16上。其他美國總統可不敢問，川普感覺可以問問看，搞不好同樣金額只買200顆他就答應了。

When goods don’t cross borders, Soldiers will. The removal, so far as possible, of all economic barriers and establishment of an equality of trade conditions among all nations consenting to the peace and associating themselves for its maintenance. —Otto T. Mallery

這個我看過，場景通常不是在銀行，就是在超市。下一句通常是接：「只要把錢放進袋子裡，就不會有人受傷。」

The Vatican took twenty years and two popes to finally collect both the Chancellor and Emperor archetypes of Palpatine.