my parents were so right about me being expensive :(

I hate when I’m mad bc i be mad for 2 years sometimes 8

Oh yeah what now! #CoachPrime

I wish blocking ppl blew them up

TRUST GOD!

Honorary degrees irritate me. No celebrity, in my opinion, Deserves one. College is demanding, requires a lot of sacrifice and commitment, and can be expensive for some. College kids aren't receiving Grammys or Emmys so why do actors and musicians receive degrees??!

how did I go from this to paying bills

this woman just floated over a puddle and you’re mentioning a man

a customer couldn't decide between two desserts and her boyfriend said "just get both, it's your day" and I was like "omg is it your birthday??" and she said "no, he says that every day"

Thanks for her service, this has been added to my program. Updated syllabus to be shared shortly!

1. Mine is being poor! 2. Depending on a man for survival 3. Being a single married woman 4. Being poor 5. Begging a man money to buy pad 6. Giving up my education/goals for love 7. Getting pregnant for a fool 8. Being poor 9. Being poor 10. Marrying a fool 11. Being poor

best feeling

So my dad is going through his bank statements and he says "what's U-L-T-A? $275? Is that utilities?" And my mom said " yeah I payed the bills" and he said thank you Honey. Lmao I AM SCREAMING,... that's literally me as a wife😭

This is frying me 😭