Does anyone else’s dog have ocd cause mine notices instantly when his toy isn’t where it’s supposed to be

i wanna eat Japanese a5 wagyu on some rice with an egg yolk on top sooo bad 😩

Today, I turned 32. Today, I also accidentally ate a pistachio with the shell still on.

jersey drivers piss me TF off. no ones in a rush to go anywhere. everyone drives like they just got their damn license & like they’re driving just to drive

Adulting means waking up stressed and going to sleep stressed 🫠

After working here for a year I see why they call it Sleepy Hollow😶‍🌫️🌫️🌁

austin was supposed to be gone by week 1 HOW TF DID WE GET HERE????? #loveislandsusa

I hate when the casa girls be sitting in the OG girls chairs 😭

Just watched last nights episode of Love Island and I come on here to read Love Island tweets after avoiding socials all day but the NBA drafts throwing me off cause I thought Ace Bailey and Jeremiah Fears were Love Island contestants 😭

I do not like these new bombshells

How do people like Huda?!

Our IT guy is helping out my older coworker set up a new monitor and he goes “do you want your icons this big?” and she goes “I want them average size” and he responded “well you don’t have them set to average you have them set to Helen Keller” 💀💀

Is Burger King wrong for making that original chicken sandwich so salty or am I wrong for ordering it?

I’m at the age where I can’t wear a ponytail for more than 3-4 hours

someone said “how you gonna be racist and have acne? worry about your own skin” and i- 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

a lot of “smart” people just have really good memory

Tuesday-Thursday (in-office days) be kickinggg my butttt

Just saw a plastic bag drifting through the wind

God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

Skinny jeans were always ugly to me