Monster fucking sucks and I’m tired of people turning it into a personality trait

chat my younger sister braided my hair tell her she did a good job or you’re all dead to me

someone please help her she is having an aneurysm

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feels like temp of 98° (≈37c) and im stuck wearing all black at work i think i might die

felt so bad doing long distance when i was in college bc my partner would have actual mental breakdowns about how much he missed me meanwhile i would forget to talk to him for 24hrs straight & just send him a picture captioned "sammich :)"

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there should be a job where you get paid to troubleshoot various small issues via technology or do tasks that people don’t understand/don’t want to do, like sure i will email paypal support and have them issue you a new card and then link it to your account for you that’ll be $25

me after drinking ONE (1) dr.pepper: the doc is in

the replies are literally: *sees someone shooting a 3-pointer successfully* “I’ve only ever been able to shoot free throws! You are clearly cheating + fuck you I hate you and you are stupid and deserve nothing” Like have we fr never seen good aim before 😭

made it out just in time jesus christ

new permanent bit i’m adding to my collection is referring to trivial things using video game terms