Maturing is realizing Tom was the good guy. Jerry broke into Toms house, drank his milk, and got Toms ass beat.

What just happened

Bonaroo, a weekend of music, cocaine, and friendship ❤️

“You can act as good as you want, you’re still poor. You’re still not getting shit for Christmas”

This man is 34 years old…

‘Kens’ written by The 1975

I god damn love Noah Kahan

One day I’ll look at my kids and say “retweet” and they’ll have no idea what I’m talking about :(

The same that say Global Warming isn’t real also say that Big Oil runs the world so I’m just kinda confused.

internet hall of fame

For the love and god and my bank account please put Jalen Brunson in the game

Claiming Israel and Ukraine as dependents on my taxes.

Hear me out Elon Musk AI pets. You don’t have to potty train. They live forever. They’re never bad boys. I don’t want royalties just a cool job for X and a free tessy

Mild weather day here in Lexington Kentucky Class never got cancelled btw

100% Convinced @iscolty could get drafted and deployed in Iraq and would somehow know at least 4 people when he showed up

We are so Trumped... It's never been more Joever... We're fucked...

Steph Curry just did more for this country than Theodore Roosevelt did his entire presidency.

At least our court is cool….