Looking forward to the new episode of #GameofThrones tonight. Now where’s the brightness setting?

“See, you all said I shot the guy and stole his wallet, which would have been terrible. All I did was shoot the guy, so I’m completely innocent.” #ImpeachTheMF

Getting it doesn’t mean you get it. #TrumpCovid19

The first thing he did before entering the White House was TAKE OFF HIS MASK! #COVID19 #TrumpCovid19

I’m concerned because my house doesn’t have a helipad. If I get sick, how will I get to Walter Reed? #COVIDIOT #coronavirus #TrumpCovid19

Well, we're a few hours in and life hasn't changed that much. Let's hope it stays that way. #Inauguration

In the 10 days after the 2016 election, 90 hate crimes per day were reported. From 2010-2015, there were 16/day: 53eig.ht/2jDA9x0

I coach a tennis team for a living. All I'm going to do from now on is just yell SEE YOU ON COURT.

And so Michael Flynn is gone. How about we start using some of that "extreme vetting" on administration appointees?

Ladbrokes has Donald J. Trump at even money to be impeached or resign within 4 years. m.ladbrokes.com/en-gb/#!event_…

LIVE STREAM: President Trump State Visit Debate in British Parliament 2/... you need to watch this. youtube.com/watch?v=44qWho…

"The time for trivial fights is behind us" ummm ok. There are a couple that spring to mind that we may want to address first. #JointAddress

24 hrs after a highly-praised "change in tone", Donald J. Trump's AG just recused himself from an investigation. History, doomed, repeat.

Well, I think the temperament issue has been resolved.

We're going to keep winning and winning and winning and... apple.news/A-5Sa93c_QamRC…

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Seeking only to entertain backward audience, The Mirror suffers horrifying retort when Ricky Gervais becomes agitated and seeks justice.

Ryan. Bus. Under.

Prince just saved SuperBowl #HalftimeShow

Anyone else spot the inside joke when Thanos stands over the Collector asking “Where is the stone?” I’m quite pleased with myself about that one. #InfinityWar #Snatch