The Super Bowl…

Whoopsie

What it was like watching the Chiefs the past two years.

The Chiefs had no business in the Super Bowl last year but Mahomes willed it. The Patriots had no business in the Super Bowl this year and that’s that.

He’s a grower not a shower.

Super Bowl halftime shows are always bad. Can we stop talking about them yet?

*Squints*

“CEO of Hot Pockets ™ says that ‘most, if not all’ meals will be fully replaced with Hot Pockets ™ within the next 12 to 18 months”

Stevie Wonder

Rivers and Tides is a really cool documentary about his art and how he makes it.

Me anytime I try to watch an NBA game.

Dear New Yorkers, When you leave NYC and vote in your new cities and states, REMEMBER WHY YOU LEFT NYC.

2 Timothy chapter 4 was apparently written about whoever this guy is.

Having kids is great but know this, you’re going to have to learn algebra again.

*car backfires* Ring Neighborhood App:

My grade school principal had a board of peace hanging on his wall. It was mostly peaceful but could, on occasion, be quite violent.

So…they both died?

Get your Qi4D now so your slice will stay exactly as bad as it was!