Is it too late to mow the lawn?

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Good to see #Salah back doing it when it means nothing.

#LFC #LIVTHC

Motivational speaker now taking bookings

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Keep it on a lead and you’ll be sound. The man’s clearly a div but it’s the owners fault for not controlling the dog. 🐕

Must be Irish tractors 🚜

You irons. BDizzle ⚒️

I see we’ve once again ruined the competitiveness of the Premier League by beating 11th placed Wolves and being 2nd in the league.

Would nail that tbf bet it’s class.

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Can’t get a ticket la

#BeatenByABin 🗑️

16 margaritas and a pole in your mums kitchen - the key combination to economic growth in the third world (Southwark)

Can any friends help this chap out? Miscarriage is a bitch and we’re really shit at recognising the impact it has on people who experience this loss.

That’s fair from the Wolves manager. They’ve been had over by VAR on two decisions there. Probs made no difference but still wrong.

Fuck them all off to Rwanda.

#Torysout

The league is far from over. One draw and its Arsenals.

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