Me n the mirror:

I love fake vlogging I just be talking to myself & my imaginary subscribers 😭

Is your stomach is bigger than your bumbum, you're fat If your bumbum is bigger than your stomach, you're thick

Cutting out ultra processed foods is starting to become easy because every disgusting thing I loved now tastes ✨horrible✨

I’m yelling at the mail man across the parking lot asking him where my package at he talking about he don’t know

Kevin Hart gave the most PR-safe answer when Ziwe asked him if he’d rather have a Gay Son or a TH*T daughter 😭💀👀

Yes! 1000% absolutely

Level 1 or 2 on the morning. Level 3 or 4 at night

IKYFL IKYFL IKYFL !!!!!!!!!!!!! Why I just got an update saying my package won’t be here until the 27?????? Lmaooooooo

I have a headache… the whole point of me ordering from amazon was to get this package while I wait on my other package that’s been delayed … now they’re both fucking delayed … fuck me

Sea Moss gel, ginger shots, oil of oregano, and Christopher's garlic immune

Kids be doing too fucking much bro

2 & 5

Align.

I’m so tired

Oh no baby I ended those bad habits last week

So today was interesting… I had my first legally blind client

What is my sister doing why she ain’t answering the phone

Yes the fuck ?!