How does someone just have one glass of wine and be like “ahh yes that hit the spot, I don’t need another glass.” HOW do you not drink the entire bottle????? Asking for myself :)))

I WASNT TRYNA CRY TONIGHT

This is why men don’t open up to y’all smh

Wild that fireflies are real. Whimsical ass bug

no offense but if my friend was pushing me non stop to eat green eggs and ham i’d kick his fucking ass

Does anyone else just sober as hell randomly run into walls. Just like 9am in the morning going to the kitchen straight up shoulder check the wall????

Guy working the counter at the liquor store: Do you need help? Me: yeah but I decided to come here instead.

pink 👄 pink 👄 and 👄 more👄 pink • • • university flowers and more

I feel like we don’t talk abt penguins enough. Very underrated lil dudes

A teenager just said “yes ma’am” to me. BRB while I book a fucking Botox appt

This was an emotional support goat at the rodeo. Had a little hat on and everything :’) #NewProfilePic

Eating pizza while saving workout videos to my Pinterest board that I know I will never do #thriving

Good morning to girls with long hair, the rest of you Dora Exploras find a map

Idea: If anyone invades US soil- Every bar and restaurant and speaker in the country simultaneously plays Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue by Toby Keith. That shit gets everyone pumped.

"Her male genitals"