#bugonia

My dream job is to be a live dummy in a massage therapy class

People on instagram that have never even visited New York celebrating the Mamdani win lol

I can’t believe I just found this in the wild #IYKYK

my buddies wife’s married bridesmaid just liked my instagram photo from 2023

Let’s see what I can finish first, 12 beers or Lawrence of Arabia

#NewProfilePic fuck it

Fun fact, I grew up in the city Derry is based on #ITWelcomeToDerry

Fun fact, when I was 8, stephen king wiped his dirty hand off on my head at fenway park Stephen King

Eyes wide shut acquired, gotta hit em with that Kubrick stack

Working on thanksgiving but the boys are going on a 7leg bar crawl tomorrow

All the turkeys go out on thanksgiving eve, the real freaky frogs go out the friday after

IPA bar I dont frequent started selling miller high lifes for 2.50

A poor bear is gonna eat this fish and then go the rest of its life chasing that dragon

pov: you have a date with paul giamatti as john adams

Look at that smug ass face