✭STX Mario✭ (@_stxmario) 's Twitter Profile
✭STX Mario✭

@_stxmario

Staff Writer for InsideTheStar.com #CowboysNation #SFB12. #FF Enthusiast. Fluent in English/Spanish/GIFs. I love #Stats, but they never tell the whole story

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Adam Sandler (@adamsandler) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Goodbye, Morris. We are all gonna miss you. You could be hard on directors, make-up artists, costumers - really anyone with arms or legs - but I know you did it for the ultimate good of the film. The day you wouldn’t come out of your trailer unless we sent in 40 heads of lettuce

Goodbye, Morris.  We are all gonna miss you. You could be hard on directors, make-up artists, costumers - really anyone with arms or legs - but I know you did it for the ultimate good of the film. The day you wouldn’t come out of your trailer unless we sent in 40 heads of lettuce
Brandon Loree (@brandoniswrite) 's Twitter Profile Photo

From Week 7 to Week 15, the #Cowboys are in prime time eight straight games (not counting their bye in Week 10) But they’re not America’s Team….

From Week 7 to Week 15, the #Cowboys are in prime time eight straight games (not counting their bye in Week 10)

But they’re not America’s Team….
🍢Wedginald VelJohnson🍢 (@wedgebuster88) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"If a horse was a carnivore, like with carnivore teeth and shit, it would be fucking terrifying. Can you imagine being like 'Oh fuck, a horse! Go! Go! Go!'"

"If a horse was a carnivore, like with carnivore teeth and shit, it would be fucking terrifying. Can you imagine being like 'Oh fuck, a horse! Go! Go! Go!'"
Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝔟к (@__bee_kay__) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is my car spider, Scary Terry. He's named that because he likes to pop out of random vents Everytime I drive. I'd like to know what he is (some kind of jumper?) When I first met him, I tried to pay some random teenagers at a gas station to remove him but his vent expertise

This is my car spider, Scary Terry. He's named that because he likes to pop out of random vents Everytime I drive. I'd like to know what he is (some kind of jumper?) 
When I first met him, I tried to pay some random teenagers at a gas station to remove him but his vent expertise
Outl✭w (@outlawcowboynfl) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Alright, so I’m seeing… - Dak isn’t a top 15 QB - Lamb isn’t a top 5 WR - Pickens isn’t a top 32 WR - The OL isn’t a top 15 unit - Jake Ferguson isn’t a top 15 TE - Javonte Williams is a bum Better not let them boys put up 30+ on any of you, then. That’s all I’ll say.

Alright, so I’m seeing…

- Dak isn’t a top 15 QB

- Lamb isn’t a top 5 WR

- Pickens isn’t a top 32 WR

- The OL isn’t a top 15 unit

- Jake Ferguson isn’t a top 15 TE

- Javonte Williams is a bum

Better not let them boys put up 30+ on any of you, then. That’s all I’ll say.
🍢Wedginald VelJohnson🍢 (@wedgebuster88) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dak scrutiny off a bad/injury year has reached the point of underselling. GOOD. Perfect. Our QB is washed. Don't forget that. No need for any expectations. No hype. None of that. Absolutely none of your teams are going to get lit up by our garbage QB. Keep it right there.