Kill me

Tobias Harris is SCARY TALENTED and Embiid is going to rip that rim right off the backboard soon. I love this team!

Bryce Harper rounding 3rd & heading home... #Phillies

Yo Brandon Graham , thanks again for that strip on Tom Brady. It changed my life forever. Whatever happens this offseason, you will forever be an Eagle. You the man. Philadelphia Eagles

I'm tired of all these Phillies fans saying Bryce Harper isn't worth the money. A. I'ts not your money B. There's no salary cap C. Enjoy the World Series and shut up.

OH MY GWOD

Me when the Bryce Harper Sweepstakes began and me now

"The crowd here is amazing and Philly's always great." - Kevin Durant. Someone must be hitting free agency soon lol. This dude never talks highly of anyone.

Brett Browns decision to sit Embiid tonight completely boggles my mind. Sixers need the win for home court in the playoffs and need a statement. Not to mention the 40 minute pregame workout by Embiid which included full court sprints.

🗣 BACK HOME 🗣 #FlyEaglesFly

Thank you Modest Mouse , for constantly keeping my brain wide open. 🧠💥✊🙏

Yo @RexRiot215 remember when Sniffed Pipe Dream woke up in the same bed as his Aunt Candle?

I bred a lion and a cat and got half lion and full cat. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Doug Peterson gave up on Philadelphia tonight. I'll pay for his movers. #SundayNightFootball #NFL #PhiladelphiaEagles #NFLPlayoffs

Did Eddie Huang just call the people in the upper deck of the Barclays Center poor on Jalen & Jacoby? Sorry people aren't rich like you, idiot. I hope this movie about "equality" flops because clearly you don't see equality yourself when using terms like "poor people" ESPN

I don't know what I'd do if my nipples regenerated...

I just hickuped all my limbs into my torso. I sneezed them out but my arms and legs have switched their location. Here's to second chances