Nikikuwa ubducted mtanipea usenetor watu wangu wa kakamega?😂

Siku unga ilikuwa imepanda wakenya wote walikuwa wanalia bana😂all kenyans love obusuma😂

"as fuck" is my favorite unit of measurement

After eating pizza I asked her, " nikupee saviet ama?" She smiled back and said, "unataka kuniua na chakula leo"

Niko dryspell adi naskia wivu nikiingiza kifunguo kwa kifuli

Avoid rumours that im the one who has landed in Mwihoko; flight schedule zangu huwa strictly za Friday and Saturday

sijui mbona zikishika the first thing huwa nafikiria ni kudelete status updates nilikuwa nimepost what's app😂

Sesko ataona moto epl huezi toka Bundesliga udhani utakuja kushine immediately Epl

Bro to Bro,: usiwai kubali kuanza game 1:0

Hii Angola itatunyorosha 😂😂😭😭wako na ubaya wuueh 💀

Kama Ya pateloo na dee na hio suraa ?

Bro to bro normalize kulipa pedi wako in cash chorea riba na mpesa

ukiona offer za tei zinakuexcite, you need to work harder

Hii life hakuna rehearsal, so leo unacheka kesho unalia… but tunasonga regardless ✌🏽

Majamaa unemployment itanimaliza ni peeni connections

Ndio kuamka good morning my Gs time is is just a social construct

Huyu wa sai hadi tumeamua ku uninstall what'sapp ku avoid issues mob