I’m gettin old , if you call me with hella background noise , I’m hanging up

leonardo dicaprio just switched to bing

we were 30 seconds into the first episode

Kids are definitely crackheads 😭

Y’all I finally read the statements to my credit cards. I never noticed they tell you how long it’ll take to pay it off if you only make the minimum payment. This one card I’ve been trying to pay off says it’ll take 14 years if I keep making minimum payments. Interests is a scam.

This was a long ass “short” week.

I’m bout to start telling people “land your plane” when they’re talking in circles..

This is an incredibly handsome man. His parents did a wonderful job co-creating his face. Congratulations to them and to him.

Just girly things 🎀

😂😂😂

You lying. God knew Moses before he was even born. Satan had to kill every male new born child coz he couldn’t figure out who Moses was. Only started knowing him when it was too late. My point is, Satan is not on God’s level and he will never be

I did not Expect the last Move!

All 4C Black girls KNOW that there are some white products that will CARRY. Exhibit A: the run that THIS had in the natural hair community should be taught in schools

just caught myself saying "I can't have that or I'll get acid reflux". It's so over for me.

The problem is if I say what I really want, it’ll look like I’m trying to rob you.

I was today years old when I learned how to pronounce this word: malady. I’ve been saying “ma-lady” this whole time. It’s mal-uh-dee