Lmao I agree with alll this 😂😂

An assignment was given today…I’ll let y’all judge whether or not I properly executed 💐 😌

October 1st. Happy Mikael Myurrrrrrs season for all who celebrate.

This almost happened at a friend’s bday dinner. I ordered her a creme brûlée cake from is it ME, Jesus? 👀🥴😂 Sweets By P. Amazing. 🥲Thankfully it was an open kitchen and we could literally see half the cake still there… i only came out of character a smidge 😇

Omg! I still can’t believe they tried to do that! I can see folks being sneaky and taking a slice but HALF is outrageous

Me Parody Account. 🍒 and is it ME, Jesus? 👀🥴😂

The real definition of obedience is better than sacrifice 😂

How I’m suppose to have my ass and titties out for homecoming in this weather!!!!???!?!!

Bouncing from being numb to ridiculously sad is just too much

Low key been tryna avoid being around people so I don't suppress my grief. I gotta go in the office tomorrow. Lets hope the tears subside and I make it through the day…

I could barely sleep. I’m so nervous and heartbroken about saying final goodbyes to my sweetest friend today. 😞😞

not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time i truly felt free

Everyone saying I look skinny after only 3weeks of working out is killing my confidence because….damn….how big did y’all think I was? 🥴

Any who…im excited that I've been in the gym consistently. Tryna get a little finer so I can be naked on somebody's beach for my birthday. 😊😊

twins? na we cousins 👯‍♀️🧛🏽‍♀️🩸

It’s always a humbling jump scare as a pasty woman, when I wear shorts after a long winter.. Bc whose Casper legs are these omg???

i love seeing my girls do they thang