Need that kinds of Lamza that makes you nut a little in your pants . The kind of Lamza that when you stop you take the biggest deep breath and position your pants to sit properly

ungavuma ukuba ipedi wena?

Do you know how horny you gotta be to drive around your Kasi just to look for a R250 guesthouse so you can chow bums

You niggas like to act as if y’all are ballers and yll forget we know yall in real life . Theres no ways a dumpie is R50 as if it’s lockdown and the president closed the country all over again

I swear I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever x ♾️ mess with a Twitter hun ever again 🤞🏽🤞🏽

Yeah they definitely did it

Mxm

I’m so sorry but I’m not arresting the brother that delivered my food in record time

Blonde Nota

I regret the day I found out I can go overdraft with my bank . 😭😭😭😭😭😭😫 eish

I’m not even pretending

I’m Zulu

You treated her like a priority and she treated you like an option

All 3 for like R1200 ? Bottle wars would hate to see me coming if I stayed in those ends

“Can I please borrow your hoodie” o ka nyela 🤞🏽

Ngisebenzela ama ndiya 🤞🏽it’s a holiday and I went to work ? Haibo

I wonder where this design started , like it doesn’t make sense at all to have a groove spot without space to dance.

If R Kelly got released today and decided that he wants to host a concert. He’d sell out his tickets

This chat dusts me so much

Pretoria deserves its own heritage