Oh, you can't. You've already proved you're bad at it.

Boring and undesirable is what i was going for.

Hey wait hey hold on

Do you think I'm boring?

You don't sound too certain about that...

No matter what I do you're going to try and get under my skin so I might as well participate in a way that doesn't feel like waterboarding myself

// guys you're going to be getting these knight reaction images from me forever they're my favorite

You could not possibly intentionally misinterpret my words more.

That's revolting.

[ he pauses for a moment to glance at the picture. ] Cute. [ he finishes some final touches on the carving and then—shoves it towards topaz? when observed, it looks like a boltund. ] There. It's done.

Lofty aspirations for someone so unfunny.

Keep it to yourself. I don't need or want to know that.

don't ask me shit in this stupid hot ass weather．

// i'll be on later probably i'm not really in the mood rn >w<

THIS IS THE WORST KIND OF BREAD TO EAT FOR SANDWICHES YOU HEATHEN

No. You have the wrong guy.