i think the most chaotic thing i’ve ever done was cut the tags off my first pair of docs i was genuinely out of my mind

i’ll wear some of them tight ass shorts the olympic swimmers be wearin before you catch me in some fuckin sweatpants

Gay men don’t give a fuck about a sore throat and backaches...... it’s their world

nothing makes me cringe harder than when people throw the word vintage around on depop like no bitch the person that owned that before you wasn’t even sperm yet in 1989 shut the fuck up

queens of the stone age and joey diaz been the glue holding my mind together lately

almost cried otw home from the gym bc ima fuckin simp. anyways eatin dinner thinkin bout jesse eisenberg in the social network right now

If you’re not going to be productive, stay in bed........if you’re ready to stab 3 Priest and a Boy Scout counselor.......Today is that day