Sign some fucking players Southampton FC

Another chance to make an impact, another game without a goal for Cameron Archer. Didn’t even notice him on the pitch. Bin. #SaintsFC

Hand. Bite. Off. #SaintsFC

Vladimir Poopbin.

I give it until Monday night before Adam Blackmore says that the true coup of the transfer window was keeping one of the players we already had, when we inevitably fail in signing anyone that will actually improve us. #SaintsFC

Playing like a Sunday league game this. Utterly fucking woeful from both sides. #SaintsFC

Who needs opponents when we’re keen to be our own downfall by playing poor passes without any pressure and not closing down 50/50’s with every single opportunity? #SaintsFC

I can’t believe I’ve just seen one of our strikers make a direct run into the box on the counter and nearly get onto the end of a cross. Haven’t seen that since the Ings/Austin era. #SaintsFC

Average Nathan Wood defensive battle: #SaintsFC

Exceptional finish from Archer on the spin. #SaintsFC

Exceptional finishing there from the Loch Ness Dia. #SaintsFC

Matsuki take a bow, holy shit. #SaintsFC

"There's NO stopping that!!" Kuryu Matsuki scores a stunning goal for Southampton 🤯

Brereton-Diaz is worse than Carrillo. Discuss. #SaintsFC

William Stilliam ball in full flow tonight. Few in through the door to get his formation and style at 100% and we’re golden. #SaintsFC

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Downes off and instantly more positive in possession. Matsuki made a great case tonight to be starting. #SaintsFC

Azaz is probably about as top level of a championship player you can sign. Brownhill to compliment him alongside Charles and we’re motoring. #SaintsFC

Pretty much every German in the comments saying that’s a huge steal. Knowing how brutally honest they can actually be, this is very promising. #SaintsFC