1978: Michael Jackson guest stars on Sesame Street, bringing Christmas magic to Oscar the Grouch. 1985: He buys the ATV catalogue and settles a lawsuit that saves Sesame Street from bankruptcy. From a cameo to a rescue mission nobody saw coming, MJ stays undefeated ❤️‍🩹

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ANNOUNCING: The Legend Seven Lions Gaming Returns to the big state of Texas on May 8th for his “Asleep in the Garden of Internal Stars Tour” 🦁✨ w/ support by MitiS, SABAI & STAR SEED 🔥 — Friday May 8th, 2026 • Dallas, Tx — 📍 Pavilion at Toyota Music Factory

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Places you can go to avoid MAGA: • Costco • Library • A high school or college graduation • Dental office • Hygiene aisles • Vaccine clinics • Drag brunches

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Hi Everyone! We know that the cost of living has gone up by 25% since 2020, so instead of giving you all wage adjustments, we’re going to order dominos pizza!

Everytime someone tags me in a crack o’ clock my heart melts

Pleasure to Announce: MARTIN GARRIX finally makes his highly anticipated return to Dallas, Tx on May 1st for his America’s Tour! 🙌🏼 Only 16 cities chosen in North America and DFW is a chosen one. 😏 • Presale Tickets: Wednesday, 12/10 (10AM local) w/ Password: [ All Access

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ANNOUNCING: BASSESSION 🛸 Texas Tour Ft. @VampaOfficial 🦇🥀⚔️ + support TBA! 🙊🙈🙉 Houston, TX @ 9PM Music Venue — Friday, January 16th, 2026 — Dallas, Tx @ The Green Elephant — Friday, January 30th, 2026 — Very few $10 tickets are now up for grabs! Go snag em’

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