Pisces are the ultimate comedians , have you heard what comes out of their mouths 😭😂

me on cinco de mayo

I love margaritas. I wanna be a margarita.

You ever got a hug and everything you been holding in comes flushing out ? That relief and comfort be everything

You can save a bunch of time and money just being who you know you are, instead of trying to look like who you think you should be

nothing is ever going to top the original one please pack it the fuck up

I got my car washed at 8:30 and already the pollen fucked it all up LMFAO.

I wonder if he thought he would be who he is now . Beautiful thing

omg why am I ready to cry over Fiona finally leaving the house??😭😭😭😭

I’m so glad I took off today cause I would’ve been mad as hell in the office with this beautiful weather

I need to find my best friend a good man.

It’s so hard being this sexy

If more men would be open about their sexuality like this there would be a lot leas unhappy mfs in the world

me on cinco de mayo

lmaooo nah an adult bouncy house party coming to NY sounds like mad fun 😭😭

#NYCASP rules will be suspended tomorrow, Monday, April 29 and Tuesday, April 30 for Passover (7th/8th Days). Parking meters will remain in effect.

i love being a women

Legs really hold so much sex appeal , it’s crazy

Kamp is good for the vibes & to get drunk 😭😭