We would be crazy not to accept such an offer.

Wonderful weather on a Friday night without the loml. Sad story.

We no win, but I want chew chichinga.

hmm maintenance ooh

When I start asking myself these questions, then I know say I dey come sleep be that.

Your wife miscarried but the first place you went to after your release is the party HQ. Lol

Life isn’t easy, but having someone by my side who makes it all worth it is something I’m truly grateful for. Alhamdulillah.

It’s official, I’ve become boring. Cos tell me why my friend and I were getting dressed to go out and halfway through we decided we’d rather stay indoors. on a Friday, ffs 🤦🏽‍♀️

Part-time lecturing is something I've always wanted to do. Maybe in a few years.

Even worse that he didn't think about his pregnant wife before allowing himself to be used.

But really, why is Santoku making CCTV recordings available?

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Ruben Amorim informs Manchester United squad he will be in charge next season + tells Alejandro Garnacho to find new club. Happened during meeting between Portuguese head coach & #MUFC players at Carrington training base today The Athletic | Football nytimes.com/athletic/63794…

BREAKING: Ruben Amorim has informed his Manchester United squad he will remain in charge next season — while telling Alejandro Garnacho to find a new club. [David Ornstein] #MUFC

Lmao sooo not surprised that so many of you are lonely and unhappy, because clearly you measure the quality of your bonds by brand engagement metrics. It’s not about whether she found someone that loves her, it’s about whether her moment photographed well enough for you lmao yuck

Love is in the simplest things. If you need superficial things to measure someone’s love for you, or the validity of another person’s love, then you’re going to be miserable for a long time 🙏🏻

That be why poorer people dey enjoy dema marriage, wey we pseudo middle-class folks dey pass wanna body around like joint.

For someone who talks about data a lot, this is a very uninformed opinion.

Maybe it's how I was raised, but I’m drawn to simplicity. You don’t have to go beyond your means to please me. Presence and sincerity mean more.

It’s not the end of the world to let players go. De Bruyne could still play for City next season but City said that’s enough. Modric was ready to take a pay cut but Madrid said that’s enough. You should let players go when the right time comes and not think with emotions.