nobody sane needs an app, it's just a thing for big corpos. people want affordable housing and normal salaries, not "democratized citizenship dev" slop

the universe has a profound sense of humour but the ego can't take a joke

Do things with the enthusiasm of the first timer’s fresh mind.

When the train passenger sat next to me, I smiley and saluted him. He smiled and saluted back. Then 4h of silence. When he left, he said goodbye with a smile that was even larger than the first one. This kind of warmth can boil the coldest of hearts. Xoxo on you. 🫶🏻🌺

Things are good? Good, be true to yourself and enjoy. Shit hit the fan? Good, be true to yourself and learn.

5 years ago I’d use a VPN to check the spelling of "cannabis," now I ask ChatGPT if 7g of shrooms isn’t too much for me.

Don’t kill your uniqueness by comparing it to others’.

The Big Sad™ is gone, long live the Kinda Good™!

Given: 1. You live or you die, there’s no alternative. 2. Living means you may not control things that happen to you. 3. However, you control the way you react to them by adapting your judgement. Then why wouldn’t you chose to live happy no matter what?

Gorka Shreyas Mididoddi Magdalena chaos is my middle name darling lets get messy

When I was a kid I thought magic existed. Then I grew up and realised it wasn’t true. Then I grew up and realised it was true.

Currently thinking about Sisyphus’ happiness with Gojira in the headphones while eating ham and butter sandwich in Lariboisière hospital’s waiting room because I’m covered in blood after being hit by a brick thrown by an angry passerby. How’s your Wednesday going?

Opening random Instagram videos just to see the comments sections filled by people who are either quoting the punchline or being outraged for absolutely no reason. The Dead Internet thing is real, but we overestimated the influence of bots.

Has it recently happened that a country had a head of state that was loved or respected by a majority of people? That people supported his controversial positions because they simply trust him? That people were satisfied with their head of state without any lies or tricks?

The meaning of life is to give life a meaning.

The tech world is trash, there’s slop everywhere, go to any site and get spammed by pop-ups and cookie shit, use any app and they beg for AppStore reviews, use music streaming app and get pop-ups for concerts, use your keyboard and get pop-ups for emojis, fuck that retarded shit!

I’m launching my alternative web, here are the specs: - No ads - No cookies - No pop-ups - No disruptive startup slop - No LinkedIn bullshittery - No soyboy censorship - No dark patterns - KISS - Anonymity by designed I’ll guillotine everyone who don’t follow the rules.

Srbija is slowly fixing me, one rakija at a time. 🇷🇸❤️

I woke up in Serbia and had a coffee in a Belgrader café. Im currently having a glass of wine on a Parisian terrace before going to bed in France. Tell me again that our world isn’t amazing?