“Ryan needs to know that I’ve moved on!” RYAN WROTE ‘LEAVE’ BEFORE FINAL VOWS, you absolute PSYCHO, Jacqui!! #MAFSAU

“Just to warn you, there’s strobing and flashing lights during this performance” - yeah, you’ve said that every time, and it also says it onscreen 🥱 😒🙄 #Eurovision2025

Said it before and I’ll say it again: UK’s song is fucking dreadful. Great voices, but the song is fucking dreadful. We won’t do well again this year 🤷🏼‍♀️ #Eurovision2025

Personal top 6 (5 is not enough) in no particular order: Finland Austria Germany Greece Denmark Lithuania #Eurovision #Eurovision2025

We’re 1 minute in and I’m already sick of the cameras constantly zooming and panning, it’s awful #eurovision #eurovision2025

Why are they all hugging each other in the postcards? Who hugs strangers? #eurovision #eurovision2025

Justice for Cha Cha Cha! 🟢 #Eurovision2025 #eurovision

The #Eurovision editors really did Poland dirty with the song clip showing the phone number #Eurovision2025

I voted for Finland, Germany, Lithuania, France, Latvia, Austria, Iceland, Greece and Denmark because I like the songs. It’s always been about the music. Even if I was living in another country I wouldn’t vote for the UK because the song’s shit. #Eurovision #Eurovision2025

Deserved win, JJ has an incredible voice! #Austria #Eurovision #Eurovision2025

Wow I’m psychic, might do the lottery #Eurovision #Eurovision2025

I always think I’m “with it” until I watch #GlowUp and remember I am absolutely not. Never heard of Beauty Bay and learned who Nikki Tutorials was from an earlier series 🫣 😅

NO, NO, NO!! 🤦🏼‍♀️ The colour of an egg’s yolk DOES NOT necessarily mean it’s free range! It relates to what the chicken has eaten. Might be a real marigold the chicken found itself and ate, or it might be colouring, e.g. marigold extract or corn, in the feed!! #fourinabed

More idiot comments from #Fourinabed 🤦🏼‍♀️ FYI you can get fully cruel battery farm eggs with the most orange yolks ever depending on what the farmers feed the birds; orange yolks don’t mean the eggs are any more/less ethical or nutritious, you fuckwit

Huuuuuuge build-up to episode 9 where So Much Finally Happened, and then they gave us THAT for the finale?! #handmaidstale

Can’t deal with one of these teams because of their extremely LOUD conferring, but otherwise yay, #onlyconnect is back!

Glad I don’t have to see that godawful haircut anymore #SewingBee

#onlyconnect More loud conferring; can’t the sound editors or whatever they’re called turn it down when putting the show together, or however you make a TV show, I don’t know