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If Jake Paul somehow Beats Mike Tyson I will finish him I put that on my momma

me when my friend is explaining the rules of the board game

l ain't arguing with no bitch with eczema. see you later alligator 😏😭

Start posting the baby’s last name. I wanna know who the baby daddy is.

Never going out again. Tonight I was told “You look good for 25!”

I value my friends & their opinions. For example, last year they guy I was seeing started to show his true colors. We got to where we were fighting about 80% of the time. We had a friends card night and I took a group vote. 5/5 said dump him. So I did. That night.

Why are there no bring your friend to work days so that they can see you have a serious job and do serious things for a living

No more games. Get my initial tatted or move along

My life has no joy in it unless I’m planning or looking forward to a trip.

Apparently I had a warrant out a few weeks ago. When I called to pay it, I used my credit card. Might as well get points.

My mom casually informed me that she upped my life insurance policy after I told her I was planning a vacation to Mexico. I don’t know if that’s admirable, or if I should be offended.

I don’t envy the people who have a Jeep Wagoneer. I just assume that financially, you’re an idiot.

You’ll have such high hopes for a guy, just for them to ruin it by saying something about a “nap date”

Yes and I wish I acted worse!

I hope y’all work on being better people in 2025 instead of acting like a victim in the bullshit you created.

It breaks my heart when men act disappointed/mad after they find out they’re having a daughter. My dad is genuinely one of my best friends and I can’t imagine how hurt I would be if I found out he “never wanted a girl, only boys”

The power trip some people get from being a Facebook group admin needs to be acknowledged

I’m not taking financial advice from anyone that’s gotten anything repo’d lmao.

Yearly #NewProfilePic update. Ok. See yall same time next year 🤝🏼